THIEF!!

Someone stole all my money today out of the coffee can that I keep in my closet. Why? There's nothing in there that anyone should want. I had $10 in there. That money was to go to Jana's Christmas present. Not that Jana! Sheesh! Anyway, whoever stole that money..... I hope you spend it well!! Asshole.

I think I seen Jade sporting an antique metal pen today at TRMC.... Hope I was wrong, for James's sake!

It's True

Okay, so I was hoaxed, Jana faked her own death online. Clever. Wish I had thought of that. Then I wouldn't have to deal with these freaks online that email me over every little crack in my weblog. So I misspell words. So what? That doesn't mean that I'm lying.

Get lives or something. Don't email me over it.

I got looking at my keyboard today. It's covered with stale icing, Fritos dust, Cheetos dust, beef jerky grease, and sticky stuff that I hope is either juice or ginger ale dried on. Damn, I got to start eating at the table again.

I'm going to Chicago Wednesday night. Cool huh? Well, all that food talk.... You know the drill.