The K Y Connection

Just thought that I'd post some scary pictures since Halloween's coming up. However, these might scare Jade, Jana and Marcy more than anyone else, since they seem to be the ones that care about James the most.





Yes, it's my job to publically humiliate people on the web. Got a problem with that???

The Winner

I have about four windows open in my browser right about now, so if this no-memory piece of shit computer goes down, I'm not re-writing this. Netscape's been acting up too, and the only one who can get their mail out of it is Dave. Figures.

I want to explain a few things about the "confrences" that everyone has been going to lately. It's not that I don't care about the views of the people that are there, and that I am refusing to go is a bunch of bullshit. It's not that I'm refusing to go, it's that the confrences are held at times when I'm usually asleep. I get home from work around 1:30 in the after noon. I take a bath and go to sleep. I don't get up until 10 or later that evening. I like it like this. I really do. 1-11 PM was when the Taxol got to me the most during treatments, and Dave literally changed my sleeping habits with the help of mega-doses of sleeping pills so that I'd sleep through the worst of it. I am not mad at any one that I care about, and just because I can't sign into my email account doesn't mean that I'm mad at the people that I talk to through emails. It means that NetScape sucks big green weiners, and I need to change account servers!!!

Enough of that. I know why you're here, and it's to hear about the casserole, right? Well, I left it on the kitchen table at my parents' and stayed at James's until my dad came home. My mom was still at her laundry mat. I think he thought that mom came home in the middle of the day and made that casserole just for him. Which was cool. But stupid on his part!! I watched him eat the WHOLE THING!!! I couldn't believe that he ate goat assholes!!!! I'm still laughing about it!!!!

Asshole Casserole

For years, well, all my life, my dad's been a real asshole to me. He thinks that I'm faking a serious illness, and he's beaten me for it, etc. So last month, I seen a catalogue in James's house for various dog treats, and among those treats were "dehydrated goat colons". Now, who would feed their dog a goat's asshole? Not me! However, that gave me an idea. I wouldn't feed goat colons to my dog, but my dad? Now there's a different thought. So last month, I ordered those colons, and they came in today. I have them sitting in a bowl of water to "bring them back to life". When they're life-like again, I'm going to make them into a cheese casserole, and leave it on my dad's table. And he said that I was the "asshole licker" of the family!!!

NOTE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE ABOUT TO PISS ME OFF: you might be the next to get Asshole-Casserole. Just remember that.

Jealousy

I found James still at Starbuck's this morning, and I decided to go in and see what he was doing there at 10:47 in the morning. Does he even have a job anymore??? Well, I seen that he was writing in a spiral notebook. A new song? I peeked at the title. Jealousy. How approperate. "Is that about Jackie and Sammie? Or Kaepora and Gaebora?" I asked. James looked up. "Is there really a difference?" he replied. We both cracked up. Jackie and Sammie were the two biggest sluts in all of Tulsa. You can't go in a men's room here without seeing their phone number and "rating" on the stall walls. I sat down. "To be honest? I can't think of anything else that those two would be good for," I said. "Actually, this has nothing to do with the evil sluts, it's about Jade," James said. "Really? When are you going to record it?" I asked. "This weekend. With this," he replied, and handed me a neatly typed page. A line jumped out at me from near the top: "....and not a soul knows what I will know...." "James are you going to ask Jade to marry you?" I asked. "Is that a bad idea?" he asked. "Well, yeah!! She's already married. And..... she said that if it doesn't work out with Dave, she's going to double dyke it with Kaepora and Gaebora," I said that last part quickly, because I didn't want James to actually try to break up Jade's marriage. James gave me a dirty look, gathered up his papers, and left. He didn't say one word to me about anything that I'd said, which worries me. He could have at least cussed me out.

Do I sense the hate mail coming from this entry??

Home At Last

Je me sens comme crier dans l'aneantissement aujourd'hui. Je souhaite seulement que j'aie su pourquoi...

Ou toutes les fleurs ont disparu?

Venez avec moi... laissez la brise nous prendre la

::Sigh::

I hope that Jana's not too mad with my email to her, I can't unsend it.

Don't Know

I guess that things are really horrible with Jade. She was looking forward to this Cure concert for weeks, and then tonight, on the way there, she backs out. I was shocked and happy to be invited, because I like the Cure too. I knew that I would never get to go now because I'm stuck in this hospital until tomorrow. However, Dionna refused to go, so I got her ticket. Jade plugged my I.V. tube, but left the cathadar in, and told me that if I felt at all bad, she'd bring me back. I was going to get to go to the concert!! How was I going to feel bad about that?!? Well, we got as far as the Pavillion near the fair grounds, when Jade asked to go home. She said that she'd just ruin everyone's good time, and that's not what we deserved. James made the statement right then and there that if Jade wasn't going, then he wasn't going. George said that (s)he wasn't going if James wasn't, and Dennis and I exchanged looks, and decided that we didn't want to be there alone. So here I am, back in the hospital, sick all over again. I didn't get to see The Cure. I probably never will, now, but you know what? I won't care about that, as long as Jade's ok.

Think about it. She must be severly depressed to just up and not want to go to something like that, that she's been looking forward to all this time. I've never seen her like this before. I asked George if she went to her appointment on Friday, and (s)he said no, that Jade was too sad to go. If you know my sister, please be extra nice to her, okay? If you don't know her, still, send her an email and tell her what a wonderful person she is. Please? For me?